The Holidays – A Haiku

Jan. 1 – New Years Day*

Jan. 2 – Saint Basil’s Day*

Jan. 3 – Festival of Sleep*

Jan. 4 – National Trivia Day*

Jan. 5 – Twelfth Night*

Jan. 6 – Three Kings Day*

Jan. 7 – Orthodox Christmas Day*

Jan. 8 – National Bubble Bath Day*

Jan. 9 – National Word Nerd Day*

Jan. 10 – House Plant Appreciation Day*

Jan. 11 – National Hot Toddy Day*

Jan. 12 – National Hot Tea Day*

Jan. 13 – National Rubber Ducky Day*

Jan. 14 – Russian/Orthodox New Year*

Jan. 15 – National Bagel Day*

Jan. 16 – National Religious Freedom Day*

Jan. 17 – National Hot Buttered Rum Day*

Jan. 18 – Swap Soup Day*

Jan. 19 – National Popcorn Day*

Jan. 20 – MLK Birthday*

Jan. 21 – National Hugging Day*

Jan. 22 – National Blonde Brownie Day*

Jan. 23 – National Pie Day*

Jan. 24 – National Peanut Butter Day*

Jan. 25 – Barb Barnes B-day*

Jan. 26 – National Peanut Brittle Day*

Jan. 27 – National Chocolate Cake Day*

Jan. 28 – National Blueberry Pancake Day*

Jan. 29 – Chinese New Year*

Jan. 30 – National Croissant Day*

Jan. 31 – National Hot Chocolate Day*

Feb. 1 – National Baked Alaska Day*

Feb. 2 – Groundhogs’ Day*

*High holiday, gifts required

Should I show more holidays?

Retired – each day a feast.

Why not celebrate?

(Gift consumables!)